I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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