Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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