How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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