on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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