Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
