That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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