soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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