What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
her vagine was all disorganized.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
