Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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