So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
True but thats because hes a fetus.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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