so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
