soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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