Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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