Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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