last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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