Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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