Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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