Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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