White coat. Heels.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
she woke up with a sticky ear
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
