Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I need to calm my uterus...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
