Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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