THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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