Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I want a musical about memes.
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