i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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