So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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