Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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