I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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