you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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