Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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