Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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