i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
