Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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