After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
ugly people sure do ruin things
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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