we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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