It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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