i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
