New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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