Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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