I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Duck Duck Cougar?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
wow bdsm is so cute
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