Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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