it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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