Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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