The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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