She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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