just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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