i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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