Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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