would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
