So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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