Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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