does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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