do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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