The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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