I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
