I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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