well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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