what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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