I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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